The neighbors wife

"Akpos The Comedian
Akpos has been admiring his
neighbor's
wife. The neighbor's wife always gives
him this seductive smile whenever they
greet each other. Akpos didn't know
how to approach the lady to tell her of his
desires because she's married. So,one
day the lady herself approached
Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPOS:
Hi.
LADY: Hi. AKPOS: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you
(Smiling seductively).
AKPOS: Wow! Anything for the angel.
LADY: I...I...I...just don't know how to
say this. I'll be so ashamed of myself if I ask
and you say no.
AKPOS: Oh my lady. you don't have to.
I
am ready to do anything for you.
LADY: You know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled...
AKPOS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he's around,he
has
some... (pause for a while) he has some
disabilities... AKPOS: Oh poor you... You must have
been going through hell!
LADY: I know you'll be stronger than
him...
AKPOS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me? AKPOS: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm ready if
you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that's why I
came to you. Can you help me carry our
deep freezer from our kitchen to the
next street for repairs?

Akpos nearly Cried!!!"